Extracurricular Activities

Who needs extracurricular activities?  I certainly don't--we have them all right here in our own home.  Here's a short list of some of the activities occuring on a daily or weekly basis:

• A boys' choir (I am frequently serenaded).
• Dance parties--say no more, the boys like to shake their groove things (husband included--only one of the three has consistent rhythm, I won't say which.)
• Yoga--headstand/headstand prep are favorites, preferably done on the couch while watching tv.
• A strange hybrid of martial arts and boxing, otherwise known as sibling punching and kicking.
• Wrestling.
• Circus tricks and attempts at acrobatics.
• Then there are the usual suspects, swimming, running and biking.
• The biggest is the drama "club"--we are big on drama around here.

So I ask--why drive around town and pay big money for these activities when you can "enjoy" them in the privacy of your own home?  In case you're wondering--you can spin doctor anything.